Wait, there is no evidence that Rick Santorum does not have a sex dungeon?

Geeze, ya spend some times outdoors, enjoying unseasonable weather, and miss all the internet ruckus about a serious question?  With pressing issues like whether or not one of the compulsive LGBT- bashing presidential wannabee has a sex dungeon, maybe Attila the Blond needs some sort of internet umbilical cord mobile device after all. Carrier pigeons are not keeping up while we are out doing marches and stuff.

I have a basement I could rent Santorum  if he needs to relocate his  kink hide-away owing to all the press this seems to have garnered. Oh, wait, that would mean possible encounters on laundry day.  Never mind.

Did anybody hear if there was verification of the possibility that Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul may of  been seen  canoodling in the House cloak room on several occasions in the past?

How about that speculation that M-Ron is actually a creation of the Disney Corporation?

Some people say Newt is still a reptile.

Is it true that some scientists theorize those dead blackbirds in Arkansas were shot out of the sky by Rick Perry’s stray bullets? You have to wonder if there is any sort of grant available for a study.

This is fun. Maybe I could get a job as a reporter for FOX News?